Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next please!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two
of me
One at a time please
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee
and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
You're too tents.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m
invisible
Who said that?
Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed
a roll of film! Hmmmm.Let's hope nothing develops.
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me
a ring!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from
Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday?
Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give
me something?
Here's a kite!
Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for
a bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit your self over the
head with it…Let me know if it doesn’t work
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge
What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!
Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger
here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here...
What do you think is wrong with me?
You have a broken finger!
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later.
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have you felt like this ? Ever since I was a puppy
!
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a dog.
Sit on the couch and we will talk about it. But I'm not allowed up on the couch!
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a dog
Sit !
Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out ! Certainly, which way did you come in ?
Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish
Poor sole !
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later.
Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a
lift !
Well tell her to come in I can't she doesn't stop at this floor !
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up
my spots ?
I never make rash promises !
